The Wonderful Tale of Michael Schumacher

Once upon a time… in the Bavarian provinces, a legend of motorsport.

This driver, dressed exclusively in red and marked with a prancing horse, received dozens and dozens of trophies. A different one for each victory, each with its own distinct flair. This wonderful driver also received seven world championship titles. Schumi, as he was nicknamed, unfortunately had one major flaw. He was too often late.

One day, when the driver and his wonderful family were supposed to go to Cobourg airport, the driver hardly noticed the time passing and unfortunately realized very late that his appointment at the airport was quickly approaching.

Precipitated, the driver put on a red garment, took his whole family with him, and went out to find a taxi. Pressed for time, the taxi driver was ordered to go as quickly as possible to the meeting point, but impatient, the driver had a brilliant idea.

He asked his driver to switch places. Thus, the driver was being driven, and the driven became the driver, but a significant difference appeared between the two men. One was a pilot, the other a mere driver.

When the champion took the wheel, with the driver’s consent, everything seemed… sped up. The roads connected seamlessly, cars were overtaken, and pedestrians were amazed. Thus, in less time than it takes to read this sentence, the whole group arrived on time at the airport and had managed to make up for lost time.

Schumi, satisfied with his driving and reassured that he had not lost his touch or time, greatly thanked his driver and paid him 100 coins more than necessary, thus bringing joy and cheerfulness around him.

A few seconds later, Schumi and his family boarded the plane that was waiting for them, and everything was back to normal.

They lived a long time and had a lot of money. Uh, children!

Any resemblance to a true story or any of the characters is purely coincidental. And once again, happy holidays from the entire team at Fou-2-sport-auto.com.

PS: This story is ephemeral and might self-destruct in a few hours.